listen, if we don’t track down the female who’s presenting nipples to everyone we’re doomed
Half of Tumblr: You can find me on this other site, and this one, and I’ll probably make an account here, oh, this sucks—
The Other Half: Huehuehue My FeMale PReseNTinG nIpPLeS
because flagging Captain America’s nipples is unAmerican, and we just can’t do that in Trump’s America.
What a shame the poor groom’s bride was a female presenting nipple
my-ass-is-too-good-for-your-kiss:
us: all women are queens
staff: if she has female presenting nipples, she’s a tHOT
“female presenting nipple”
(Saint Agatha by Francisco de Zurbarán, ca. 1630-33)





